fic: totally knot a thing, Derek/Stiles
because Jessie posted this and my brain went, oh okay.
Stiles wants to make it clear he signed up to the website when he was drunk,...
angryonabus said:AHAHAHAHA HOW ABOUT WITH THE ACTUAL ASK: GIVE ME SOME FAKE DATING / FAKE MARRIAGE / MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE SHENANIGANS, FOR LO: I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!
It goes like this: Stiles is broke, and also is hungry. This is not a particularly unique set of circumstances, but what is unique is that he and Derek have just gotten off...
[Bucky sitting up on the roof looking down after a bad day]
Clint:Aww come on man, [smacks him on shoulder], Buck up! [falls over laughing at his own joke]
Bucky:Sleep in fear tonight Barton.